The Frog In The Blender Stumbling to the kitchen 'bout midnight To get a little something to eat Looking all through the refrigerator I couldn't find anything sweet I considered a bologna sandwich But the thought just didn't sit right I wanted something with calories When I raided the kitchen at night Then I spied the filled cookie jar And it made my heart all tender I got the shock of my life when I saw A frog sitting in the blender Rubbing my tired, old, feeble eyes I thought I was having a dream I looked again and he was still there So I let out a frightful scream The frog jerked awake and tried to escape But he just couldn't jump that high I was still reeling from that scary sight I peed my pants and started to cry I didn't want him hopping 'round my kitchen So I snapped on the blender lid Now that I had the poor critter trapped Just what do you think I did? The question that haunts me to this day Is one that you can think through If you saw a frog in your blender What is it that you would do? Kathleen McCoy EldridgeŠ April 27, 2006 All Rights Reserved share

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